Tommy Hilfiger and Dee Ocleppo were supposed to have two weddings coming up—one in Mustique and one at The Plaza—but now they're having none because the whole wedding has been called off. The Post's suggestion: "Maybe he should rethink his hairpiece." [Page Six]
Lydia Hearst and Aubrey O'Day weren't actually making out in front of Butter on Monday night. They were filming a scene for the film that Tara Subkoff is making to promote her new collection. [Page Six]
Heather Graham and Star Room co-owner Charles Ferri have broken up after two years of dating. [Page Six]
Is Katie Holmes pregnant again? Probably not! [Mirror]
Scarlett Johansson says the media only covered the saga over her alleged emails to Barack Obama because she's a girl. [ET]
Last month, James Franco was going to grad school at NYU. But now he's planning to attend Columbia. Also, he was spotted mingling at Michael's with Graydon Carter. [R&M]
A Florida judge has ordered Wesley Snipes to reimburse the government $217,363 as part of his conviction on tax evasion charges. [E!]
Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze's vacation has apparently moved on to LA, where Michelle was spotted sitting on Spike's lap during a romantic dinner. [People]
Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange checked himself into rehab, but he's expected to be out by the time Howard's radio show returns from hiatus. [Page Six]
Kelsey Grammer was released from the hospital after a 10-day stay. [NYDN]
John Edwards' supposed mistress dated Jay McInerney in the '80s, and their relationship was the basis for his book Story of My Life. [Page Six]
Montauk locals are annoyed that Surf Lodge has disturbed their idyllic existence. Now co-owner Jayma Cardosa is standing up to critics by threatening to keep the place open year-round. [Page Six]
Jennifer Aniston is supposedly already planning her wedding to John Mayer, even though he hasn't proposed. [OK!]
Paul McCartney wrote a love song about Heather Mills. [NYDN]
And Jenna Jameson and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz are having a baby. [Page Six]
