You know, there's more to Defamer's To Do's than bringing you, you know, things to do. While Molly McAleer likes to have fun as much (or probably even more) than the next vlogger, she's also interested in your well-being. Which brings us to Officer Bob, Defamer's official safety patrolman. He's been an important part of our day-to-day lives at Defamer HQ for some time now and, just recently, he helped Molls after a particularly frightening encounter in Koreatown. We have been assured that nothing makes Molly prouder than to do the honors of introducing him to the nation at large, and we have also been asked to let you know that Officer Bob is available to do motivational speeches at bar mitzvahs, retirement homes and summer camps. So, with that in mind, please enjoy tonight's installment!

· Eightteen Thirty Rooftop Screening.
· Andrea Askowitz at Book Soup.
· The Long Blondes at The Troubador.