Remember when everyone with cable TV and a pulse was watching Trading Spaces? There wasn't a red-blooded American who didn't delight in watching Paige Davis, Ty Pennington, Vern Yip, Hildi Santo-Thomas and Frank Bielic counsel middle Americans on how best to redecorate their living rooms, kitchens and basements. Well, that glory run of basic cable besteverness all fell to shit when Paige Davis left the show (or was she fired?) back in 2005. And what exactly does that prologue have to do with the price of tea in China, you ask? Well, in this evening's installment of Defamer To Do's, Molls introduces us to her "brother", Zach, who still counts himself as a big fan of the show. Stick around to see and hear his thoughts on the pride of TLC; you won't want to miss this.

· Comedy Death Ray at UCB.
· Emily Giffin at Barnes and Noble.
· N.E.R.D. at the Virgin Megastore.