How can I insult this guy's architecture in 140 characters or less?

Briton Paul S. Downey catches Blaine Cook, former lead architect of Twitter, at Supernova. Can you suggest a better headline? Do so in the comments. The best one will become the new headline. Yesterday's winner: "Damn, forgot this job came with a side of Scoble." by actionhero11. (Photo by Phil Whitehouse)