Hey, which puppy-pic-loving novelist and newly minted blogger/defender of the Internet called a former Gawker mascot a "pussy" multiple times in response to a request for an interview?

Excerpt:

"And you, pal, are a load of shit, even if your young acolytes who don't know any better don't know it. But you know it, and I know it. What I didn't know until I received this simpering, schizophrenic email is that you are also a pussy. I mean, I suspected it, and you obviously knew it all along, but now I know for sure. You pussy."

Another possible response: "No thanks." Or: ignore bloggers. They'll lose interest and move on to the next person to call them a "pussy" or at least give a fun quote!

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