For hump day we bring you two married actors who can't stop humping each other, a lady singer who maybe humps other women, and two reality TV hosts who would rather hump fence post than hang out with each other. When I was seven years old a boy named Allen told me what "humping" meant. It's now lost all meaning. Go after the jump for blind item clarification.

1) "Which chummy-seeming reality-show hosts can't stand each other off-camera?" [NYDN]

2) "Which striking female singer has fuelled growing speculation about her sexuality by having the word "woman" suggestively tattooed in a rather intimate area?" [Mirror]

3) "The actor is B list. Probably C list name recognition and A when it comes to facial recognition. The actress is A list on television for sure, and B+ list in films. Each of the two is married. When this occurred both were together with their respective spouses, but NOT married to them yet. Oh, both have at least one child. On set romance. Both professed their undying love to their significant others but spent every possible second they could having sex. The only time they ever stopped was during the actual filming and when their significant others paid a visit to the set." [CDaN]