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It's definite: Whitney Port, the sole cast member of The Hills with discernibly functioning frontal lobes, has escaped her duties as Lauren's grimacing sidekick to star in her own show, The City. Us Weekly reports that the show, which will air next spring, will focus on her move from LA to NYC, where she has an job working for Diane von Furstenberg. Let's hope it's also true that, as rumored, Whitney's pseudo friend/co-worker will be Olivia Palermo: the prospect of the two of them engaging in stilted yet plot-driving "what did you do last night?" conversations while pretending to move dresses around is too delightful.