Hey you. Yeah you, the one who's going to read these blind items. Are you excited for a story about gangbangs? Or what about meth? I hope you are. 'Cause that's what you're gonna get.

1) "Which pop star felt the need to tell us that he is desperate to have a "gangbang"? His teenage fans would no doubt be as shocked as we were." [Mirror]

2) "Hey you. Yeah you, the one who talks all the time to she who is tall. I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee and start worrying about one of your clients. Which one? How about the married B- list film actor from a hit network television show who does so much meth that I'm surprised he can still stand, let alone learn his lines. Oh, and I wouldn't worry too much about the hooker that he sleeps with every night and is also his dealer. I'm sure she and the wife and child(ren) will get along famously once it all comes out." [CDaN]