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AllThingsD's Kara Swisher spends an epic 1,367 words on Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang's complete personality makeover — and her pivotal role therein. The key words:

BoomTown ... appearing onstage at our sixth D: All Things Digital conference ... we posted the whole thing last week ... I ... Yang actually made contact with me ... my 100-day Sacred Cow Countdown ... I was in Seattle ... After our discussion, I published ... as I have written many times ... I have heard from several execs ... I fully expect ... BoomTown is waiting by the phone! ... as I said ... I have some questions for Yang ... I could go on and on, of course.

Kara, you already did.