Non-Lesbians Able to Heal Baby Deer With Their Whimsical, Name-dropping Charms
A reader suggested that this week's Look Book in New York magazine was so over-the-top that we should bring back our old "Looking at the Look Book" feature, at least temporarily. And, because it's cucumber season, we obliged. This week's subjects, Charlotte (Sean Lennon's girlfriend, she'll have you know) and Sarabeth, are awesome! We brought out crazed uber-commenter Lolcait (sometimes known as Richard Lawson) to help analyze the friends who met when "Charlotte walked in [to a friend's house] with one of her breasts hanging out."
Charlotte and Sarabeth mention this mysterious "antidote" that their friend Sean Parker, "who invented Napster, who just sold his business for like a billion dollars," carries around in a syringe at all times. First question: WHAT'S THE ANTIDOTE FOR?
LOLCAIT: "Sarabeth Palsy."
They say they're not lesbians, only business partners. But aren't business partners the new lesbians?
"No, business PARTERS are the new lesbians."
The girls claim to have saved a deer that had been hit by a car—through the energy of their healing touch. What other superpowers do you think they have?
"Well, it's really crazy, but they can taste things through their tongues... Also, they have the awesome ability to simultaneously "have" jobs and not have jobs. All at the same time."
Total names dropped in interview: only 3. Ability to heal baby deer with energy alone? Priceless.
