Another day, another monster. Well, monster may be a bit harsh. Today we have two blind items, one about a bitchy TV personality who may be British and therefore completely moot, another about two closeted actors who pretend to be in love. What a world we live in. A world full of monsters. 1) "Which sleazy TV personality has a penchant for prostitutes? He gets his overworked PA to ring ahead and book his chosen girl." [Mirror] 2) "A very long time ago I posted about the B list couple (films and television for both with television being their forte) that hated being married to each other, but lived with it because they hated admitting they were wrong in public more. They are the couple who negotiated deals with each other for photos together. They never took many together, but at least it was some. Well now, they can't even stand to take photos together and her girlfriend is getting antsy and wants to take things public. He understands because he also plays for the home team, although not as openly. The problem is his career couldn't take the exposure of an outing while hers could probably use the boost. Oh, they do have (a) child(ren)." [CDaN]