· Shia LeBeouf (not to mention his truck, his hand, his reputation and Transformers 2) has had better weeks. · A 5.4 earthquake left us both shaken and stirred. · The Dark Cock Knight ended its second week of mint-making and critic-threatening. · Marketing milestones included Miley Cyrus for condoms and Manoj for Hallmark. · While fans raved online, America's most respected critics gave The Hills two thumbs up. · This year's Emmy host appears to have had some major work done recently. · Republicans and celebrity: An idea whose time has come. And gone. That was fast! · Except for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. But Whoopi Goldberg is working on it. · A frozen George Lucas was a good (or at least a better) George Lucas. · Our own Molly McAleer celebrated Take Your Son to Work Day. · We'll ask again: Which male TV personality was caught weeping in a dollar store? · The Tomfather was implicated in Scientology Mafiagate. · A stolen story and Kevin Costner's own $20 million later, behold Swing Vote. · Ali Lohan is meeting adults! Especially the dirty old ones!