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Women in 2008 "made no significant gains in winning more top U.S. business jobs," according to a new study released today. (If you work on Wall Street, consider it the Cruz-Callan conundrum.) The good news? Women are expected to make major strides in the year ahead, since Barack Obama's victory has led to an increased desire for—yes, you guessed—change. Oh, and because men have screwed up everything they've touched over the last few years. [Reuters]