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The gloomy state of print media can drive a man to do funny things and Los Angeles Times writer Bill Plaschke is no exception. In the face of layoffs and blog mandates, the sports columnist (currently in Beijing covering the Olympics) bravely took one for the team, eschewing a business dinner of prime rib and caviar for something a little cheaper: penis. Lucky for him, there's a restaurant in Beijing that only serves penis (both a la mode and with a soupçon of testicle), and lucky for us, the whole meal was captured for posterity. Hit up the video after the break. Hope you've already eaten lunch! [KTLA]