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With thousands of Arabic speakers already using Facebook, and CEO Mark Zuckerberg convinced that he can personally bring peace to the Middle East by convincing teenagers to trade bombs for pokes, it's only natural the company would want to expand in the region. Facebook is hiring an operations analyst who can demonstrate "fluency in written and conversational Arabic."The company has been aggressively expanding overseas, and the effort has been working. Though growing the user base on the Arabian peninsula might prove difficult, with one Saudi Arabian woman murdered for using the site, which one sheikh has deemed "a door to lust." No wonder the Mormons aren't interested. Well, that, and there's no relationship setting for polygamy. Arabic-speaking users shouldn't give up quite yet, though: Give fun-hating COO Sheryl Sandberg enough time, and she'll render the site safely and profitably sexless.