Yesterday we heard about an actor from a famous family and an infamous divorce who freaked out when he saw two teenage girls in his hotel gym. He called security. Most of you think it was Charlie Sheen, which makes sense. Except wouldn't Charlie have tried to sex them? The world may never know. After the jump we have the story of an actor and an extra's coitus marathonus.

1) "In the past few days this B- list television actor with the horrible reputation and famous name, spent three hours at the apartment of an extra from his television show. How does anyone know? Well she has two roommates who were home at the time that the moaning and groaning was going on. Apparently the people in this town are even crazier than I ever imagined." [CDaN]