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Just in case the plunging stock market, deepening recession, and report of bedbug infestation didn't give you enough to worry about today, here's something else to insure you see your shrink for many years to come: Scientists say that water levels around the city could rise by two feet or more in the coming decades, and the streets of New York may end up looking "like the canals of Venice." Better make friends with these people while there's still time! [NYP]