· We know kindred Staffordshire Bull Terrier-in-pantyhose spirits when we see them. [The View] · The Borat driving instructor and etiquette school teacher lawsuits have been tossed by a New York judge. [AP] · The new David Archuleta video for his single "Crush" is kind of awesome, in that it never quite identifies which of these attractive boys and girls splashing around in a lake Archie is actually crushing on. Ah, Archie—Idol will never be the same without ya. [YouTube via Towleroad] · At long last, Yo Gabba Gabba has its website. Gather round, potheads children! It's time for your Biz Markie Beat of the Day! [Yo Gabba Gabba] · Please brace yourselves for the World's Most Inappropriate Kiddie Park Slide. [WOW Report]