• Anne Hathaway broke up with Rafaello Follieri by speakerphone, saying, "you were the love of my life." Then he was arrested while she went to promote her movie in Mexico. Seeya, let's stay friends 'k?! [Us, Vanity Fair]
  • Wait, Ivanka Trump is friends with Google co-founder Sergey Brin? [P6]
  • OK! got to work buttering up Sarah Palin with the "gossip" that the Republican VP candidate's daughter Bristol is engaged. Eat your heart out, Us Weekly. [OK!]
  • Do not cut off Alec Baldwin with your limo, inconsiderate rich person! [P6]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen demanded to sit between two Gossip Girl stars at a fashion show. [R&M]
  • Jennifer Aniston's awkward drink with Brad Pitt? She was originally planning an even-more-awkward dinner! Now she's consoling herself with Scottish actor Gerald Butler.
  • Jay-Z invites reporters to event, forbids note-taking or tape recording. This way he can credibly claim to have been misquoted! [P6]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson plan to get married in the next six months but, contrary to other reports, are not planning to have a baby.
  • Kirsten Dunst isn't dating Justin Long and never was. Officially. [Us]