Anne Hathaway broke up with Rafaello Follieri by speakerphone, saying, "you were the love of my life." Then he was arrested while she went to promote her movie in Mexico. Seeya, let's stay friends 'k?! [Us, Vanity Fair]
Wait, Ivanka Trump is friends with Google co-founder Sergey Brin? [P6]
OK! got to work buttering up Sarah Palin with the "gossip" that the Republican VP candidate's daughter Bristol is engaged. Eat your heart out, Us Weekly. [OK!]
Do not cut off Alec Baldwin with your limo, inconsiderate rich person! [P6]
Mary-Kate Olsen demanded to sit between two Gossip Girl stars at a fashion show. [R&M]