"Hey, you. If you were a Native American, what would your name be? Mine would be Wind Beneath My Own Goddamn Wings!"

[Legend of stage and screen Bette Midler with "Gossip Girl" actress Blake Lively at the Michael Kors Fashion Week show; image via Getty] CodePink's new line beats the original, "And Right Over There Is Where I Boffed Norman Mailer in 1972. He Was a Writer, Dear."