Welcome back from the icky sticky humid weekend. Today will not be any better, especially now that everyone's finances are in ruin. To brighten your spirits, though, we have blind items about a pants-soiling socialite, a binge eating TV personality, a not so hard working TV actress, and a sorta-celebrity who tries to drop daddy's name to get what she wants. 1) "Which socialite fashionista had to have her boyfriend's assistant bring her a change of clothes at the Bryant Park tents this week after soiling her skivvies?" [NYDN] 2) "Which skinny TV presenter is failing to hide her increasingly apparent eating disorder? During a recent work lunch, she went up to the buffet five times - only to disappear to the loos, minutes after each course." [Mirror] 3) "Former B- and now a solid C lister. Primarily television. Oh, definite B+ name recognition. She was on big, big network shows. Hit network shows. Anyway, she was asked to do an opening for a new fashion line. The company thought she would be a good fit. The only thing she cared about was the paycheck. Scheduled to be there an hour, she stayed 5 minutes, and left." [CDaN] 4) "It's one thing to play the 'do you know who I am' game if you are actually someone. What really sucks is when the person playing it has to resort to, 'do you know who my father is?' The person in question is actually an actress, although C-. The last name doesn't hurt, or else she would be D. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with just one $1000 bag worth of swag and decided she was going to take 10 and give them away as Christmas presents. She was rebuffed, threw the dad thing out there, and the worker after discovering the identity of the dad, said, 'I wouldn't give him ten bags either.'" [CDaN] 5) "This former B+ list actor from an acting family (not the Baldwins) who was once on a hit show. Sounds like he is old, but not even aging. Anyway, while his girlfriend (model, sometime actress, also a famous family) was backstage at a show, he spent the time working the front of the show collecting phone numbers. When he was asked by one woman about his girlfriend and he said they had an open relationship. So, when the girlfriend came out to the front, she was asked about the open relationship. The girlfriend said, "it is now," and then walked out of the show." [CDaN]