Would you like to watch a TV version of Modern Love, the column in the Sunday Styles section of the New York Times? It's usually about heartbreak, divorce, death, infertility, or cancer. Page Six says it might be optioned for TV—so you have that to look forward to, along with your next breakup. ("Can I guest star in the one that was about my ex-boyfriend (but that I didn't write)?" asks a tipster. [NYPost]