In Facebook's struggles to build the worlds largest and most thorough database for marketers and advertisers, the site can be more than a little uptight when it comes to users with less-than-common names like "Elmo Keep." But is the policy, which reminds me of Germany's law that requires parents to clear the names of new children with the state, more sinister than just poorly paid customer service drones with ban-happy habits? That's ghunda's theory:

Facebook gives people the power to share... so long as those people are neither hippies nor foreigners. Long live the web 2.0 master race.