· If the 2008 Emmy Awards were a DVD, this would be our extended director's cut. And this would be our broadcast edit. And just for fun, view the supplemental features. · And Josh Groban may have saved the whole show, but don't take our word for it. He can speak for himself. · Rosh Hashanah is the new Ari Emanuel. Who knew? · Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are a couple? Really? Says who? Oh. · Meanwhile, Clay Aiken dropped a big gay bombshell that leveled the quaint city of Claymatishima. · Neither Tina Fey nor Margaret Cho could shake the sultry, haunting image of Sarah Palin. · Kim Kardashian begs to differ with our PrivacyWatch tipsters about that whole "hating hurt people" thing. · Travis Barker and DJ AM escaped a plane crash with their lives and are recovering as we speak. · We sought to get to the bottom of why the hell a woman would leave Hugh Hefner for Criss Angel. · First Scott Rudin, then MGM. Harvey Weinstein has had better weeks. · Meet Dominique Arganese, Verne Troyer's stunning new ex-girlfriend! · David Letterman announced his candidacy for President of Breaking John McCain's Balls. · Sam Rockwell is not a sex addict, he just plays on one Defamer. · Q: What's the best thing about Dane Cook's dog poop lawsuit? A: It's over.