· It doesn't quite approach the C-word magic of his previous sidewalk exploits, but People's Court jester Harvey Levin still knows all the invective keywords that make a lady smile. [People's Court] · What do you think: Is the extra discretion sought by the married producer in this M4M ad damaged at all by his accompanying photograph? Yeah, we thought so, too. [Craigslist] · Hey, unicorn! [OregonLive] · The first Obama/McCain debate drew 16% fewer viewers than the same Bush/Kerry debate in 2004. We think we know where those souls disappeared to. [THR] · If and/or when God forgives him for Towelhead, Alan Ball said he will return with either a screwball sex comedy or a dark comedy with "a body count." Take your time, Alan. [MTV] · The couple with whose car Shia LaBeouf's pinkie had its near-tragic run-in last July will be charged with submitting false information to police. Your move, Harvey Levin! [AP]