Peter Cook Just Wants To Be Loved. Is That So Wrong?

· For the record: Peter Cook did NOT have a $3000-a-week internet porn habit. He had a massive hole in his self-esteem that needed to be plugged with $3000-a-week's worth of life-affirming online flirtation. [ABC News] · Marcia Brady always seemed like she had it all, but it turns out she battled a cocaine addiction and was severely depressed. Yeah, yeah—get in line, Marcia. [CNN] · Alan Cumming would like to know why America is so content with mediocrity, to which we reply, why is he so content with Son of the Mask and Tin Man? [HuffPo] · Well we finally have a comedy one-sheet motif to replace the guy's-head-on-color-background popularized by The 40-Year-Old Virgin: It's now all about male/female stick figures and bathroom door symbols. [Cinematical] · We hope those rims weren't Hamburgled. [Plan9]