New York's Least Desirable Tenant
The deal that Ruth Madoff signed with prosecutors last week will force her to give up her penthouse apartment on East 64th Street (as well as her other homes in Palm Beach and Montauk). So where will she move next? Finding a building willing to rent an apartment to her is proving challenging, according to the Post, since accepting Ruthie means also accepting the fact that photographers may be camped outside the building and Madoff victims may occasionally hurl rocks from across the street. What to do? Well, she hasn't moved out of the place yet, so if you have some brilliant ideas for her, you could always update the text on this card and send her your suggestions. Maybe you have a spare bedroom and you're desperate for some attention? Do reach out if you can help. [NYP, Curbed]