In this, your third-to-last encounter with Defamer videographer and ToDoLogist extraordinaire Molly McAleer, Molls digests today's news that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. (She also digests some Ben and Jerry's. We always admired her for being one of the most lactose-tolerant people we know.) But wait! Just when you think she's about to rail on the Material Lady for running into A-Rod's slimy embrace, Molls goes and does the ol' point of view switcheroo on you, and celebrates the singer's bold new reincarnation as a dominatrix divorcee. Your To Dos are after the jump:· Your Girlfriend's Spooktacular Halloween Show at Art/Works Theater · The Virgins at the Mayan · John C. Reilly at Largo