· Rob Lowe reported live from a burning Montecito on Oprah today, where 100 homes and a minimum 2500 acres have already been engulfed in the flames. The part where he carried Stedman and Mr. Man to safety on his back was truly inspiring. · Joe Jonas responds to Taylor Swift's "25-second phone-dump" smear campaign on his MySpace page: "A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear." A fan rep issued this response: "JooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeIloveyouomigaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" · You were poked by: Raging Anti-Gypsysite Italian Neo-Nazi. poke back|remove · We think we know just the thing to make you the hit of this year's church pro-life bake sale! [via BoingBoing] · Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)