Publisher Poops On Pensions

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Hamilton Nolan

11/20/08 04:24PM

Filed to: Random House

The bad news: Random House has frozen its pensions for current employees and eliminated pensions for new employees. The good news: Nobody else has pensions either! [NYT]

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homoviper Hamilton Nolan 11/20/08 04:37PM

How long before we're living The Road?

old math homoviper 11/20/08 04:57PM

@eXXX: i have been thinking this same thought since we were promised that gas was going to run out by the time Obama was sworn in...

FaceMelter Hamilton Nolan 11/20/08 04:30PM

I can't wait until the members of our generation unite to become the world's first geriatric vagabond army. We can all move to Bill O'Reilly's San Francisco and smoke pot whilst we sit on a hill and watch as the robot overlords enslave our children. See you in 2050.

belltolls Hamilton Nolan 11/20/08 04:38PM

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

—Bennett Cerf (founder of Random House)

it takes a lot to laugh Hamilton Nolan 11/20/08 04:42PM

They're ending them but not reducing them! YAY!

Huh?