So what's been rumored for a week or two now has finally been confirmed. Junior Senator from New York Hillary Clinton will be Barack Obama's Secretary of State, the Madeline to his Bill, the Frederick Frelinghuysen to his Chester A. Arthur. There will be a press conference tomorrow morning declaring the whole thing official, in which the former warring enemies will smile for the cameras and say kind things, while Hillary does succession counts in her head. She'll be the third lady in the past 12 years to hold the position, which is funny because: women, secretaries, ha ha, etc. Let's ask Pareene or Ryan to explain all this later, shall we?