Between giving date rapes the thumbs-up and tarring other women as "jealous bitches," Helen Mirren hasn't done much for womankind lately, though she did plenty for mankind when jaw-dropping bikini photos of her hit the web months ago. Mirren has repeatedly protested that her seemingly blemish-free physique was simply the result of a good angle, and this past week she again hit the beach, this time offering a much more human swimsuit body.

Will the 63-year-old Queen win back her loyal subjects with a figure that is more relatable? Perhaps, though we think if there's any body part on Mirren that people will be scrutinizing now, it's her mouth.

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