From the gun-happy exploiters of Jennifer Hudson's murdered family to our celebration of the Worst Publicist in the World, it's been a sterling couple of months for awkward PR.

The trend ticked upward this afternoon when a Huntington Beach rehab facility sent word that it's ready, willing and able to accommodate celebrity meltdowns — even if it means treating Amy Winehouse for free. A representative for something called Shore Break Drug Rehab extended its deal of the decade to Winehouse and jailed/estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil (via Defamer, natch, because we'relikethis with the couple), inviting them to settle in for bit of short-term detox "at no cost to them or their family." No cost?!? What's the catch? Well, you have to actually stay at Shore Break Drug Rehab, which is so popular among the A-list burnout set that its press releases read like coupons:

Ms. Winehouse has been a regular figure in tabloids and news reports and there are several rumors currently circling around the internet about her drug use. Recent photos and videos of her show a haggard and malnourished individual.

Shore Break Drug Rehab is worried about her wellbeing, and doesn't want to see her go the way of so many other young celebrities and musicians like Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.

Shore Break Drug Rehab wants to offer Ms. Winehouse and her husband a private luxury room for them to share, close proximity to the beach, and free services for a month. They are being offered luxury accommodations at a very private and secure gated facility well appointed with swimming pools, hot tubs, exercise rooms, and a private musician's studio and recording space specifically designed for Shore Break's Musician's Rehab.

Anyone interested should contact [redacted] for immediate assistance. If Mrs. Winehouse should see this please have her call, we will happy to arrange transportation for her.

Well, then! We'll pass it along. Good luck!