Today we have a cheating TV actor, a dirty talking athlete, and a drunken young actor who got a speeding ticket while driving a car that didn't actually belong to him.

1) "Which actor who played a cheating husband on TV has been cheating on his wife in real life? At an annual charity golf tournament on Long Island last summer, he spotted an attractive beautician, got her number, and found out she was willing." [P6]

2) "Which professional athlete talks dirty in the third person? Many of his A-list conquests have had to endure 'Yeah, [blank] likes it like that!'" [NYDN]

3) "Which good-looking young actor took a car that didn’t belong to him? After dining at a restaurant favored by Hollywood hot shots - and consuming as much alcohol as food - he pointed out his car to the valet. The valet grabbed the keys without checking to see if the numbered valet parking tickets matched, and handed off the vehicle to the actor. It wasn’t until the actor got a parking ticket on the car an hour later that he realized that it wasn’t even his car. He drove straight back to the restaurant, where a very relieved valet quickly and quietly exchanged keys. The actor didn’t pay the parking ticket, nor did he tip the valet. The first car’s owner is in for quite the surprise when they get the late notice in the mail." [BlindGossip]