Jennifer Aniston's PR campaign continues to crush everything in its path. (What is she pushing on us, exactly, besides herself? Puppy & Me? We're not seeing it. It dies. Puppy's outta the bag.)

She made a pit-stop at The Early Show this morning, where host Harry Smith shared a new side of himself—one we'll call Your Dad's Creepy Business Associate Who Corners You in an Empty Kitchen at a Dinner Party Thrown by Your Parents and Makes You Answer Skin-Crawling Questions About What Kind of Perfume You're Wearing. Ties would be exchanged, but there would be no hearty diaphragm-chortling this morning. Just guarded stares, uncomfortable silences, and Smith's awkward questions about downward-facing cobras—and we aren't talking about Yoga positions, if you catch our drift. [The Early Show]