All early indications that From Paris With Love might finally exposes John Travolta's other side to a long-suspecting public were dashed today, when an international trailer revealed just another shitty cop-with-a-bazooka movie.

As such, Wild Hogs will likely remain your deeply-closeted Travolta benchmark for at least another year, while Paris — with its Euro-tweaking, epithet-spewing buddy-cop pretext — will settle in nicely with the Freedom Fries crowd eager to see a Renault blown to hell. Also: Did Don LaFontaine record a year's worth of trailers before he passed away, or were all those obituaries just premature?