If you're waiting anxiously for the Tucker Max movie release, you can look forward to this too: Jersey gossip Chaunce Hayden (pictured) has written a movie about stripper palace Scores. He sent us a summary!

Chaunce found time between feuds with Page Six to sit down with his childhood friend Tony and pen the screenplay for Lapdance. It's the dramatic tale of two high school buddies from Jersey, one of whom goes into gossip and the other into being a doorman at Scores. Chaunce wrote up a summary for us. Highlights:


Like working at Gawker, zing! Minus the sex and celebrities and girls. Chaunce knows how to turn a scoop—and how to turn a phrase:

The dramatic conclusion:

Yes.