Today: accidental athlete babies! Spoilt pop brats! Forced sexual acts!

We apologize because frankly none of these are very SHOCKING—someone had an accidental baby and someone is upset that someone else is dressing like them and a married person failed to pick up a college student. Then there's the "diva" forcing a "rapper" to do something upspeakable but we suspect they might be British and therefore not actually "famous" here. And the gay athletes, but as we all know that is all of the athletes, except the one with the accidental baby. (He is bi.)

1) "Which mega-athlete got duped by his wife? She swore she was on the pill but wasn’t, and that led to an unexpected bundle of joy." [Gatecrasher]

2) "Which spoilt pop brat has accused her best pal of stealing her style? She's even been forcing her celeb friends to taunt her model mate..." [Daily Mirror]

3) "Which singing diva dragged a famous rapper into a car and demanded that he perform a sexual act?" [Mirror]

4) "Seems that a certain married B list actor decided to go to a bar with a friend of his and while at the bar spent a considerable amount of time hitting on a foreign exchange student and tried very hard to get her phone number. He did not succeed, but it was not for a lack of effort. Oh, and the foreign exchange student was a woman." [CDaN]

(Hint: the answer to all of these is "Joe Scarborough.")