1/12 — MICHAEL CERA sat next to me today during lunch at the Mustard Seed Cafe in Los Feliz. He was sitting with two guys and I did overhear the Arrested Development movie being mentioned a few times, though details were unfortunately out of ear-range. He was wearing a plaid shirt tucked into some pants that were far too short, and when he was done with his sandwich, he rode off on a bike, making me think he truly is as awkward and adorable as the characters he plays. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]