Adolf Hitler Taken Away from His Parents
That crazy New Jersey couple, who got mad when a ShopRite supermarket wouldn't personalize a birthday cake for their son, Adolf Hitler, had their kids taken away from them.
Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were removed from their parents' home last Friday, shockingly for reasons other than their terrifically awful names. It also didn't have anything to do with the Great Birthday Cake Debacle (Wal-Mart acquiesced and made the cake. Of course they did.) Youth and Family Services had received a complaint about Heath and Deborah Campbell and, upon investigation, deemed that an extraction was the best measure.
Josef Stalin and Benito Mussolini Campbell, the family dogs, remain at home.