Today we have cheating TV people, a marked supermodel, secret gays and secret addicts and secret Republicans, and a kinky mayonnaise fetish.

1) "Which married morning-show producer rumored to be having an affair with a married on-air colleague was 'fidgeting incessantly' during inauguration weekend parties with her recently ringless ring finger?" [P6]

2) "Which supermodel had to have an uber-rocker’s teeth marks photoshopped off her bared bottom after her magazine photo shoot?" [NYDN]

3) "Which celebrity used to enjoy secret gay romps? The popular fella in question is now keeping it from his wife." [Mirror]

4) "This award winning B list always film actor had been booked to make a paid appearance at a pre-inaugural event. He missed the event. How come? Well turns out that he just couldn't be bothered to leave his hotel room and his meth. Six months ago this actor never did any drugs and now he spends almost every waking moment doing meth." [CDaN]

5) "This female singer, who has been talking up her performance at an inaugural event for Barack Obama, is quite the political hypocrite. It turns out that she and her family are actually all registered Republicans." [BlindGossip]

6) "This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down-to-earth guy is freakier than he looks. He never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body." [BlindGossip]