Senate Confirms Hillary Clinton
Now Caroline Kennedy can have her job! Because Hillary Clinton is your official new Secretary of State.
She was supposed to be confirmed on Tuesday, along with all the non-Clinton members of the Cabinet, but John Cornyn wanted to know a little bit more about her husband's checks from foreign governments, and he held things up a bit.
In the end, unsurprisingly, everyone but Jim DeMint and David Vitter voted for her. Vitter is most famous for sleeping with hookers while wearing diapers, and then not resigning after that came to light.
(Paterson will now announce his selection of Caroline Kennedy on Saturday supposedly.)