Just because you use Twitter doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Starring Sarah Lacy, Elizabeth Spiers, and more!

Founding Gawker editor Elizabeth Spiers suffered Flight 1549 flashbacks.

Self-crowned empress of tech media Sarah Lacy believed she was being willfully deprived of gadgets.

Guardian writer Bobbie Johnson, exiled to San Francisco, feared he'd been left alone with bunny-boiling lunatics.

Silicon Alley Insider blogger Nicholas Carlson spied on his colleagues' indiscretions. (He was so much worse at Valleywag.)

Rocketboom videoblogger Andrew Baron was mistaken for someone actually famous.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us more Twitter usernames, please.