Today we have a sex-crazed rehabber, a demanding tiny celebrity, a slur-spewing actor, a kinky couple, and a spoiled brat.

1) "Which nymphette actress had a really, really swell time in rehab, and has been telling pals that she 'got laid there' all the time?" [NYDN]

2) "Which tiny celeb makes his aides pick out all of the red sweeties out of a bag of M&M's because that's the only colour he likes?" [Mirror]

3) "Technically I guess this film actor is a B lister but he is definitely A list when it comes to name recognition. Our actor got in some well publicized trouble awhile back. What wasn't made public is the real reason the cops were called. Seems he called a clerk the N word." [CDaN]

4) "Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20's you wouldn't have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway." [CDaN]

5) "Which spoilt brat from rock royalty was into ‘brown’ so much with her musician boyfriend last year that they were both essentially kidnapped by management and locked in a house in Provence and fed nothing but lettuce and oranges until they’d gone through withdrawal?" [Holy Moly]

6) "Everyone knows that the first rule of hiring celebrity staff is to have them sign airtight confidentiality agreements. Which couple is going to regret dropping the ball on this one? One of the former staff members of this famous couple used to run errands for his bosses. One time he was given money to go to a specialty shop to purchase full-body latex suits for the couple. The suits weren’t for scuba diving. They were for bedroom play. This is just one of many wacky tales this person can tell about Mr. and Mrs. Kinky. Much more to come." [Blind Gossip]