Today we have a big-mouthed adulteress, a coke-addled old rocker, a pregnant tween star, and an STD-riddled young fella.

1) "Which magazine writer who's known in the office as a shameless self-promoter tried to sell her life story as a series? During a meeting with a cable channel, the woman told salacious details about her life to all in the room - including the fact that she's been cheating on her long-suffering husband (whom she married only because of his social connections and money) with a well-known actor. The gossipy meeting was all for naught, as the scribe was turned down. Now she'll just have to find other ways to get on TV." [P6]

2) "Which aging rock star attempted to have a rhinoplasty - but was deemed an unsuitable candidate because he's still frequently using Colombia's finest? " [NYDN]

3) "This star tweener actress very recently had a procedure done which avoided the need for a shotgun wedding or awkward questions when doing her next press tour. It also probably saved her the explanation to her current boyfriend about why the baby was not going to look like him." [CDaN]

4) "Which rising young film actor should get himself to a doctor pronto? Turns out that a casual fling he had a couple of months ago was recently diagnosed with a treatable STD. We don't know who gave the STD to whom. What is interesting though, is that although the star's sexuality is ambiguous, this particular fling was with an actress. Even more interesting is that fact that she is old enough to be his mother." [Blind Gossip]