Worried that The Office has become mired in too many relationship subplots? Have we got the NSFW version for you!

Enjoy this trailer for The Office - A XXX Parody, which may actually shoot in the same San Fernando Valley warehouses as the Steve Carell-toplined original. In this version (produced by New Sensations), Michael Scott is the busty, blond "Michelle," and the prolonged romantic tension between "Jim" and "Pam" is resolved when the former finally comes on the latter's face (we can already hear all the Jam fangirls squeeing in anticipation!). Greg Daniels, forget about that planned Office spinoff—we've found something even better (though we're a little afraid of the inevitable super-sizing).