A "heartthrob" television doctor keeps showing up drunk, but he gets results dammit. Plus: a sometime blog writer with a substance problem?!

1) "Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama?" [NYDN]

2 "Which TV presenter has stolen his best mate's girlfriend? The bloke in question is shameless and says he should date the stunning brunette because he is more famous..." [Mirror]

3 "This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. 'Oh, I'm just with her because she can't get a job to save her life and wants the publicity.' There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least." [CDaN]

4 "I will believe it when I see it. This one comes from a really good source, but even I find it hard to believe. Apparently this C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress' dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home." [CDaN]