Today we have football player seduced by a starlet, and by cocaine. Also, a terrible drunken celebrity, a terrible meth-smoking celebrity, and an actor in trouble with Child Protective Services.

1) "Which starlet did more than get wet with an uber-famous athlete in a pool? On top of that, a gridiron god walked in and got a gander at the action - and the twosome's pile of cocaine" [NYDN]

2) "Which celeb disgraced herself so much after an all day bender that her furious mates left her in the gutter to sober up?" [Mirror]

3) "I guess this actress is C list now Still B+ name recognition. Wow, she has dropped a long way very quickly. She used to be B+ and headed to A before all the drug problems. Apparently they are not getting any better. Our actress who always does film was headed into a club this past week with her husband. As she was trying to get in, someone must have bumped her or pushed her, but whatever it was, it caused the meth pipe of our actress to fall to the ground and shatter. At that point, our actress began screaming and crying at the same time before grabbing her husband by the arm and dragging him back to the car. I guess clubbing is no fun without the pipe." [CDaN]

4) "Which actor received an unexpected visit from a Child Protective Services-type agency? The well-known actor has been in an ongoing dispute with a neighbor, who is also an entertainer. CPS showed up at the actor's door, saying that a neighbor was concerned about the safety of the children. While we don't know what the exact charge was, it had something to do with a swimming pool. The actor was able to alleviate their concerns, and it looks like there won't be any escalation. The actor, however, is absolutely furious with his neighbor, and is planning some sort of revenge." [Blind Gossip]