Today we have a hair-losing celebrity, a mean ol' drunk, a bumbling singer, a secret Whopper-eating vegetarian, and an actress blackmailed with a drugs tape.

1) "Which celeb is so terrified of losing his luscious locks he is secretly having treatment to restore his barnet to its former glory?" [Mirror]

2) "This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents." [CDaN]

3) "This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn't argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves." [CDaN]

4) "This actress is B list. Movies all the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it all back up right?" [CDaN]

5) "This female entertainer is very talented, but her career has been marred by a history of substance abuse. Her problems were exacerbated by an ex to whom she finally gave the boot. The star is now clean, healthy, and working again. Just when things are going well, however, there is trouble brewing. It seems that her money-hungry ex is shopping around a video of the star snorting some of the white stuff on their honeymoon." [Blind Gossip]